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(talking about French contractors and then asking Bill what is the most common French expression)
I give up! - Lyn Cassady, The Men Who Stare at Goats

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Quotes from Legion
(after he scolds the pregnant Charlie for smoking and tells her he quit two years ago, she asks him why he still carries his fancy lighter) "It's a gift from my ex wife, sentimental. I want to remember how much I hate her guts." - Bob Hanson

Quotes from Legion
(Bob Hanson tells him that he had better start talking) "The last time God lost faith in man, he sent his son. This time he sent what you see outside." - Michael, the archangel

Quotes from The Lovely Bones
(in a voiceover introducing herself to the audience) "My name is Salmon, like the fish. My first name is Susie. I was 14 years old when I was murdered on December 6th, 1973." - Susie Salmon

Quotes from The Book of Eli
(Eli tells them to come out because one of the benefits of not having soap is that he can smell them) "I am impressed. This man smelled us from thirty feet away. What's that say about our hygiene?" - Murderous hijackers

Quotes from Leap Year
(after Anna gets the cows to move off the road) "It comes as a severe shock to find out that you speak fluent cow." - Declan (Matthew Goode)

Quotes from Youth in Revolt
(an aside to the audience while talking with his buddy, Lefty, about his crooked penis) "In case you haven't heard, Lefty's erect member takes a sudden and dramatic turn to the east about midway up." - Nick Twisp

Quotes from Daybreakers
(thinking of the prospect that Edward Dalton could be killed in a ball of flames is they conduct the experiment) "F**k it, I love a good barbeque." - Lionel 'Elvis' Cormac

Quotes from It's Complicated
(talking with the girls about not having enough sex) "Okay, I don't know if this is true but I read online about a woman who hadn't done it in so long that her vagina closed up. I swear to God, it grew back together. She had to have a "vaginaplasty."" - Joanne (Mary Kay Place)

Quotes from Sherlock Holmes
(complaining to Holmes about their relationship) "I've been reviewing my notes on our exploits over the last seven months. Would you like to know my conclusion? I'm psychologically disturbed." - Dr. John Watson

Quotes from Avatar
(briefing his marines) "You are not in Kansas anymore. You are on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact every second of every day. If there is a hell, you might want to go there for some R&R after a tour of Pandora. Out there beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes like Jujubees." - Colonel Miles Quaritch

Quotes from Invictus
(being interviewed by a sportscaster) "People don't realize that I played rugby myself. It is a very rough game, almost as rough as politics." - Nelson Mandela

Quotes from Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
(talking to a prisoner who is about to drown in his cell during hurricane Katrina) "Wait a minute, you want me to get wet on account of you? Hey man I've got on Swiss cotton underpants. Yeah, that's right. It cost me $55 a pair. You think I want to get all of this brown water and shit all over them. That don't come out." - Terrence McDonagh

Quotes from Armored
(replies to Baines after he shows him his newly issued shotgun) "It looks like you've overcompensated. You know what they say, the bigger the, uh, gun - the smaller the pistol." - Mike Cochrone

Quotes from The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
(meeting the very sexy FBI agent, Eunice Bloom, who tells him that she heard he was funny) "Well, funny as in ha, ha though not like funny as in gay cause I'm totally not." - Detective Greenly

Quotes from The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
(responding to Det. Duffy's question, "Why are the Feds interested in this killing?") "Their interest, Detective, is capturing the men responsible for the murders of 22 of Boston's finest criminals. They could have sent anyone but they sent me. Now why do you think that is? It is because I am so f*****g smart that I make smart people look like they are retarded." - FBI Special Agent Enice Bloom

Quotes from The Boondock Saints11: All Saints Day
(trying to get Gorgeous George to rat on his mob friends) "Bye the bye, you gotta a pretty nice ass for a fat man." - FBI Special Agent Enice Bloom

DVD Wish List

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
"This 6th installment of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series does not disappoint. Harry and the gang are back at Hogwarts for yet another year. Harry is getting taller, Ron Weasley is becoming broad in the shoulders and Hermione Granger is showing curves in all the right places..." review of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Public Enemies
"This is a very enjoyable movie if you can get past the violence. The acting is superb with the minor exception of Christian Bale's annoying accent. Johnny Depp does it again! Just when I think he can not get any better he goes ahead and tops himself..." review of Public Enemies

Julie & Julia
"How can you top a story combining the best actress of our time with the culinary talents of one of the best cooks of the ages? What a treat to watch Streep go through her paces as she literally becomes Julia Child..." review of Julie & Julia

Angels & Demons
"If you enjoyed The Da Vinci Code you will undoubtedly enjoy this one. The film is visually pleasing with all of the shots of Rome and all that this city has to offer. It is also entertaining to see the inner workings of the Church..." review of Angels & Demons

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
"It offers action galore and a plethora of new weapons and gadgets and one accessory I would love to have, an accelerator suit! Wow! All in all, I would say that this is a 'must see' for sci-fi fans and fans of the action genre. I loved it and will probably see it again before it leaves the theaters..." review of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
"The movie is fast paced and very tense. The frenetic sound track and in your face filming all add to the excitement and tension generated by this movie. I enjoyed it just as I have enjoyed all of the movies of Denzel Washington and John Travolta..." review of The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

Star Trek
"All is well in Fatwayne's universe - Star Trek is back! And boy, it's back in a big way! I saw it today in the IMAX format and was totally blown away. I am certain that the success of this movie will spur sequels. If the films to come are anywhere near as enjoyable as this on was, we will be watching Star Trek for many years to come..." review of Star Trek

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