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(going in after the last box of Twinkies) "Time to nut up or shut up." - Tallahassee, Zombieland
(just meeting Columbus and talking about traveling together) "Here's the deal Columbus, I'm not easy to get along with and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch so, uh, I give this relationship to about Texarkana." - Tallahassee, Zombieland
(stopping on the roadside when Columbus asks what is he doing) "Take a look, it's a goddamn Hostess truck. I could use a Twinkie. You coming?" - Tallahassee, Zombieland
(about to enter a store, Columbus says "you're going to risk our lives for a Twinkie?) "There is a box of Twinkies in that grocery store, not just any box of Twinkies, the last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie guage is going to go...empty." - Tallahassee, Zombieland
(as he finds a replacement vehicle after his is stolen and he comes across a yellow Hummer loaded with weapons) "Thank God for rednecks. This is a really big truck and these are really big guns." - Tallahassee, Zombieland
(after Columbus crashes a motorcycye on his way to rescue Wichita and Little Rock at the amusement park) "Hop in Evil Knievel, let's go ride the rollercoaster." - Tallahassee, Zombieland
(remembering what his mother told him) "My moma always told me, someday I'd be good at something. Who'd have guessed that something would be zombie killing?" - Tallahassee, Zombieland