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"I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to f*** it like a filthy MacGyver!"
- Zack,
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
"Everybody wants to see anybody f***. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said, 'I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting f***ed stupid' I'd be like, 'Why the f*** aren't we watching that right now?'"
- Zack,
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
"I apologize in advance if I am outta line here, but are you in gay porn?"
- Zack,
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
"Let us f***. "
- Zack,
Zack and Miri Make a Porno