"Ima blow up this whole block, Ima blow you up, Ima blow up these puppies! And we all gone go to hell together, 'cause I hate these puppies! "
- James,
You Don't Mess With the Zohan
"You know, you shouldn't jump around when this nice woman is holding a sharp pair of scissors. If you move she could slip and slice your jugular, man, on accident. There is no way to stitch the jugular. All of your blood will be on the floor in four minutes. I have seen this. I have done this. You don't want this."
- Zohan,
You Don't Mess With the Zohan
"I just want to make people silky smooth."
- Zohan,
You Don't Mess With the Zohan
"I only be stiff for you."
- Zohan,
You Don't Mess With the Zohan
"Smell it, smell it, now take it."
- Zohan,
You Don't Mess With the Zohan