Read our Review of Wild Wild West
"Why ya'll look like you're seeing a ghost. It's me, dear friends, alive and kicking -- well alive, anyway! We may have lost the war but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humor. No, not even when we lost a lung, a spleen, a bladder, two legs, 35 feet of small intestines and our ability to reproduce all in the name of the South! Do we ever lose our sense of humor?" - Dr. Arliss Loveless, Wild Wild West
(to West) "Mr. West, how nice of you to join us tonight and add color to these monochromatic proceedings." - Dr. Arliss Loveless, Wild Wild West
(to West about Gen. McGraf) "I haven't seen him in a coon's age." - Dr. Arliss Loveless, Wild Wild West
"We may not have a woodshed on board but that boy is gonna get a whuppin' anyway!" - Dr. Arliss Loveless, Wild Wild West