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(trying to get Boris to let her stay the night in his apartment) "I just need a place to stay for a few nights til I get on my feet. I don't have anywhere to go and if you throw me out and I wind up an Asian prostitute, that's going to be on your conscience." - Melodie St. Ann Celestine, Whatever Works
(talking to Boris) "Boris, what would you say, if I was to say that I was developing a little crush on you?" - Melodie St. Ann Celestine, Whatever Works
(telling Boris that she told her friend about his views on capital punishment) "I told him your theory about capital punishment, that it should include people who don't pick up after their dogs, people who ride their bikes on the sidewalk, people who call mothers 'moms' and, oh, I don't know, you have so many." - Melodie St. Ann Celestine, Whatever Works
(as she is about to make love to Randy) "Oh wait, I always carry some Viagra with me." - Melodie St. Ann Celestine, Whatever Works