"Great. Let me get this down. 100 million. Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of a hundred million, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing. Skin the f***ing bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the meantime and as usual, go f*** yourself." - Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder
"I couldn't have done it without you...No, dickhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now go get drunk and take credit at all the parties...joking...But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job." - Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder
"I don't know what kind of Pan Pacific bullsh** power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again. Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly f***ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the f***ing United Nations and get a f***ing binding resolution to keep me from f***ing destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherf***er! I will massacre you. I will f*** you up!!" - Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder
"Now, I want you to take a step back...and literally f** your own face." - Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder
"This is when the job gets fun! Ask and you shall receive. You play ball, we play ball. I know you want the goodies...You paying attention? I'm talking...G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa! playa! Big dick playa!...Or you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you." - Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder
"What you gotta do is pull down their pants and spank their ass, you spank it." - Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder
"You? You! Hit that director in the face, really f***ing hard!" - Les Grossman, Tropic Thunder