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(after being sentenced to duty as a tooth fairy, Derek tries to unnerve the Head Fairy, Lily) "Excuse me, Fairy Godmother. I have one last question. Does this tutu make my butt look big? (She replies. 'Yes. Huge.')"
- Derek 'The Tooth Fairy' Thompson,
Tooth Fairy
(after just dashing a young fan's dreams) "Lower your expectations, that's how you are going to be happy."
- Derek 'The Tooth Fairy' Thompson,
Tooth Fairy
(on his first assignment he asks his handler how to get into the house after the handler tells him that there is a lot of 'winged discrimination' in the workplace. Derek responds) "Maybe I'll WING IT. ('How are you going to get into the house?') On a WING AND A PRAYER. ('No, how are you going to get into the house?') Which WING?"
- Derek 'The Tooth Fairy' Thompson,
Tooth Fairy
(encouraging his handler, Tracy, to become a winged fairy. He tells Derek that he knows nothing about fairy evolution) "Who wrote that, Charles DarWING?"
- Derek 'The Tooth Fairy' Thompson,
Tooth Fairy
(Derek is summoned to appear before her and she tells him) "You, sir, are guilty of killing dreams, committing first degree murder of fantasies.
In order to pay your debt to humanity you are hereby ordered to serve time as a tooth fairy. The normal sentence is one week but because you have the nerve, the unmitigated"
- Head Tooth Fairy,
Tooth Fairy
(evaluating Derek's performance to date after he tells her that tooth fairies are not necessary) "You may just be the worst tooth fairy ever. You really don't get it, do you? You don't see that children's fantasies, their ability to imagine are important? Why it nourishes their very soul. It's the foundation that allows them to dream."
- Head Tooth Fairy,
Tooth Fairy
(after Derek keeps falling for his stupid jokes) "Did you play for years without a helmet? It's like your brain is in the penalty box."
- Jerry,
Tooth Fairy
(He is introduced to his new 'bodyguard' on the ice, Derek Thompson) "Is there an old-timers game today? I didn't realize you were still playing, man. I used to be a big fan."
- Mick Donnelly,
Tooth Fairy