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(after being sentenced to duty as a tooth fairy, Derek tries to unnerve the Head Fairy, Lily) "Excuse me, Fairy Godmother. I have one last question. Does this tutu make my butt look big? (She replies. 'Yes. Huge.')" - Derek 'The Tooth Fairy' Thompson, Tooth Fairy
(after just dashing a young fan's dreams) "Lower your expectations, that's how you are going to be happy." - Derek 'The Tooth Fairy' Thompson, Tooth Fairy
(on his first assignment he asks his handler how to get into the house after the handler tells him that there is a lot of 'winged discrimination' in the workplace. Derek responds) "Maybe I'll WING IT. ('How are you going to get into the house?') On a WING AND A PRAYER. ('No, how are you going to get into the house?') Which WING?" - Derek 'The Tooth Fairy' Thompson, Tooth Fairy
(encouraging his handler, Tracy, to become a winged fairy. He tells Derek that he knows nothing about fairy evolution) "Who wrote that, Charles DarWING?" - Derek 'The Tooth Fairy' Thompson, Tooth Fairy