"No, we will not die like dogs, we will fight like lions!"
- Dusty Bottoms,
Three Amigos
(Would you like to kiss me?) "Sure, yeah. (pause) Oh, now?"
- Dusty Bottoms,
Three Amigos
(offered tacos in a Mexican village) "Do you have anything besides Mexican food?"
- Dusty Bottoms,
Three Amigos
(offered tequila) "What's tequila?...Is it fattening? "
- Dusty Bottoms,
Three Amigos
"Are gringos falling from the sky?"
- El Guapo,
Three Amigos
"I know each one of you, like I know my own smell."
- El Guapo,
Three Amigos
"Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?...Jefe, what is a plethora?...Well, you just told me that I had a plethora, and I would just like to know if you know what it means to have a plethora. I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora."
- El Guapo,
Three Amigos
(To summon the invisible swordsman) "Farly Farly Farly Farly Farly, Afaaaaarrr"
- Lucky Day,
Three Amigos
"Mount up!...It means get on your horses."
- Lucky Day,
Three Amigos
"Are you the singing bush?"
- Lucky Day,
Three Amigos
"Uh, this is real. They are going--to KILL us."
- Lucky Day,
Three Amigos
"Oh GREAT!!! REAL bullets!!!"
- Lucky Day,
Three Amigos
"Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead that you'll be using your thing as a pencil!"
- Lucky Day,
Three Amigos