"It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Rodriguez." - Phillips, The Sandlot
"Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath." - Phillips, The Sandlot
"We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats." - Phillips, The Sandlot
"You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game." - Phillips, The Sandlot