"If you'da been thinkin you wouldn't of thought that." - Michael 'Squints' Palledorous, The Sandlot
"It's about time Benny, my clothes are going outta style." - Michael 'Squints' Palledorous, The Sandlot
"I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling, smiling. I can't take this no more!" - Michael 'Squints' Palledorous, The Sandlot