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(his boss, Margaret Tate asks him was that his family on the phone and did they tell him to quit?) "Yep, every single day."
- Andrew Paxton, The Proposal

(when asked by Margaret why he didn't tell her that his family was rich) "How could I? We've been talking about you the last three years."
- Andrew Paxton, The Proposal

(climbing into bed with Margaret who notices his erection) "I'm sorry. It's morning."
- Andrew Paxton, The Proposal

(to Margaret) "Three days ago I loathed you. I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab."
- Andrew Paxton, The Proposal

(proposing to Margaret) "So, Margaret, marry me because I'd like to date you."
- Andrew Paxton, The Proposal

(to the immigration agent as he questions him about Margaret) "She farts in her sleep."
- Andrew Paxton, The Proposal

(trying to alter her old wedding dress for Margaret who is trying it on) "Let's see if we can find your boobs. They're in there somewhere. This is like an Easter egg hunt. Oh, there they are."
- Grandma Annie, The Proposal

(after asking Andrew where his girl was and then seeing the older Margaret) "Ah, I get it. The word girl is inappropriate."
- Grandma Annie, The Proposal

(upon meeting Margaret) "Do you prefer being called Margaret or Satan's mistress?"
- Grandma Annie, The Proposal

(to Andrew) "You have to come with me. Now tomorrow is your wedding day, you have to give the "baby maker" (blanket) a rest tonight. It's traditional."
- Grandma Annie, The Proposal

(being told by her bosses that she is going to be deported to Canada, she devises a scheme to force her assistant to marry her. One of the bosses asks her is Andrew is her secretary) "Executive assistant/secretary, a title, but it wouldn't be the first time on of us fell for our secretary, would it Edwin?"
- Margaret Tate, The Proposal

(to her boss) "You know, Andrew and I were, we are two people who just weren't meant to fall in love but we did."
- Margaret Tate, The Proposal

(as Andrew is helping her down a ladder onto a dock) "Hands off ass. OFF ass."
- Margaret Tate, The Proposal

(to Andrew as he touched her rear while hugging) "You touch my ass one more time and I will cut off your balls while you sleep. Are we clear on that?"
- Margaret Tate, The Proposal

(to the immigration agent as he questions her about Andrew) "I have never farted in front of him nor will I ever fart in front of him."
- Margaret Tate, The Proposal