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Quotes from The Pink Panther 2
(finding the Pope's stolen ring) "Ah, the Pope's ring! His wife will be happy to have that back." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
(to a late arriving member of the Dream Team) "Now let me bring you up to speed .. we know nothing! You are now up to speed." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
(to the Dream Team, introducing Nicole) "...and this is my associate, Ponton, and this is Nicole. Nicole is here to service your needs so feel free to use her in any way you wish!" - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
(upon discovering stolen artifacts) "Ah, the Shroud of Turin! We will have to dry clean it before we return it." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
(to the Pope) "I'm picking up on something. You are a very spiritual man, aren't you? It's part of my job to read people. I think I am quite good at it too!" - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
(to the Tornado) "I'm the only one with the evidence that can send you to jail for the rest of your life. So if you are going to shoot anyone, shoot me. [Tornado: 'OK' shoots Clouseau] Oooo, perhaps I did not think that through." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
(to Nicole) "Nicole, I have learned that no man is an island. So would you, even though it may lead to possible injury, marry me!" - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
(to the Pope) "Now Mr. Pope, do you happen to know, right now, the whereabouts of your hat? Your long pointy hat? ['No.'] Then I am probably sitting on it! I though I felt a little tweep!" - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
(driving up to criminal's vast estate) "There is one absolute truth in this world and that is crime does not pay." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
"We shall see who is the one that will be saying nonsensical things that are sensing of nonsense." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
"What do you think this is? (a tape recorder) No, it only looks like a tape recorder. It is actually a pen! So you can write with it and no one will know. Bingo." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2
(to Nicole) "You are like a brother to me...a sexy brother in a dress." - Inspector Jacques Clouseau, The Pink Panther 2