from The Office
(hoping to benefit from the duel between Andy and Dwight over who gets Angela) "I call loser!" - Meredith Palmer, "The Duel," The Office
"I knew something bad was going to happen today. ['You said that yesterday'] Yeah, my neighbor got murdered." - Meredith Palmer, "The Duel," The Office
"I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's about who gets to hold the camcorder." - Meredith Palmer, "The Duel," The Office
(to Jim, who is collecting deadly weapons to remove from the office) "There's a star-shaped thing taped under the kitchen table." - Meredith Palmer, "The Duel," The Office