from The Office
(sharing in a grief counseling session) "I was trying to throw this party once, and everyone was over for the weekend, and then my uncle Bernie died, and so me and my best friend, we had to pretend like he was alive…" - Kevin Malone, "Grief Counseling," The Office
(when Oscar mentions the duel between Andy and Dwight might not happen) "Aw, come on, man. Believe in something!" - Kevin Malone, "The Duel," The Office
(trying out a double entendre directed at Angela) "How about, 'I'm sorry I did such a whorish job filling out this form'?" - Kevin Malone, "The Duel," The Office
(Andy to Angela: "I need to talk to you in private.") "We're not listening." - Kevin Malone, "The Duel," The Office