from The Office
"We didn't play many video games in Scranton. Instead we'd do stuff like, Pam and I sometimes would hum the same high-pitched note, and try to get Dwight to make an appointment with an ear doctor. Pam called it 'pretendonitis.'" - Jim Halpert, "The Coup," The Office
(about Andy's ignorance of Dwight and Angela's affair) "I mean, eventually he'll figure it out. When their kids have giant heads and beet-stained teeth. But right now, it's just awkward." - Jim Halpert, "The Duel," The Office