from The Office
(unhappy with Jim's performance in Call of Duty) "I'm going to kill you for real. The game is over. I'm going to shoot you." - Andy Bernard, "The Coup," The Office
(writes note to Dwight instead of appearing for the duel) "From the Desk of Andy Bernard. Dear Dwight, by now you have received my note. How are you? I am well. You are now no doubt wondering why I have left this note. It has come to my attention that in any psyical match with you I would surely be bested. The soft underbelly of my refined upbringing is my soft underbelly..." - Andy Bernard, "The Duel," The Office