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(Rogue says that he ain't getting killed by no girl and Aisha replies) "It's been a long time since anyone called me a girl."
- Aisha al-Fadhil,
The Losers
(discussing their plan Rogue says, 'You know that if we do this we are waging a war against the Central Intelligence Agency,' to which Cougar replies) "They started it!"
- Carlos 'Cougar' Alvarez,
The Losers
(sitting in a dilapidated survelliance car that Rogue calls a classic) "Yeah, a classic piece of s**t!"
- Franklin Clay,
The Losers
"Oh s**t! She's got a gun and it's pointed at my dick. Clay, it's pointed at my dick! ('Would you rather it was pointed at your face?') I know it makes no sense, but YES."
- Jake Jensen,
The Losers
(telling a far-out tale to his captors) "I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment, they did stuff to me, spooky stuff, anal stuff. They turned me into a dangerous telekenetic. As the ancient Tiebetan philosphy states, 'Don't start none -- won't be none!.'"
- Jake Jensen,
The Losers
(he is shot in the leg and Clay asks him if he can stand) "Oh, this is stupid question day! This is stupid question day and nobody decided to tell me. Now that's cool."
- Linwood 'Pooch' Porteous,
The Losers
(questioning his man Wade who tells him that Clay and his unit messed up their plans) "Clay and his unit? That sounds like a porno, Wade!"
- Max,
The Losers
(after he destroys an island with his new weapon) "It's a sonic dematerializer better known as a 'snuke.' For the 21st century green terrorist -- pure destruction, no pollution."
- Max,
The Losers