Read our Review of The Invention of Lying
(outside the church after she leaves Brad Kessler at the altar) "Mark, I know what I want. I want little fat kids with snub-noses."
- Anna McDoogles,
The Invention of Lying
(as Mark Bellison interupts her marriage ceremony) "Why don't you just tell me what the man in the sky wants for us, Mark? Just please tell me."
- Anna McDoogles,
The Invention of Lying
(Mark Bellison, trying to explain the benefits of lying in his world, asks Greg, "If you could do anything in the world, what would it be?") "If I could do anything? Anything at all? I would touch a girl's boobs."
- Greg,
The Invention of Lying
(Talking about the first lie ever told in his world) "Today I stumbled upon something that no man has ever stumbled upon before. They'll write about me in history books for generations to come. And yet, moments ago, it was unfathomable not only to myself but to mankind as a whole. It's hard to describe but it was as easy as...how do I explain this, I said something that wasn't!"
- Mark Bellison,
The Invention of Lying
(testing his theory of lying on an attractive women who tells him she is not interested and that he is ugly) "The world is going to end unless we have sex right now."
- Mark Bellison,
The Invention of Lying
("lying" to his boss Anthony James about his discovery) "Get very excited because this is one of the best discoveries man has ever discovered. You could be part of it, the greatest movie Lecture Films has ever made!"
- Mark Bellison,
The Invention of Lying
(talking to the audience at the movie's end) "So that's it. I got the girl. Anna and I are very happy together by the way. She still doesn't understand why I said or did all those things, no one does. I'm still the only person that can tell a lie."
- Mark Bellison,
The Invention of Lying