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(warning the guys about going into the bathroom) "Phil, do not go into the bathroom. There is a tiger in the bathroom. There is a jungle cat in the bathroom."
- Alan Garner,
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(responding to Stu Price's lamenting the loss of his grandmother's holocaust ring) "I didn't know they gave out rings at the holocaust."
- Alan Garner,
The Hangover
(calling to Stu from the car outside his house) "Paging Dr. Fagot. Dr. Fagot."
- Alan Garner,
The Hangover
(checking into Caesars Palace) "You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesars Palace, is it? ("What do you mean?") Does Caesar live here?"
- Alan Garner,
The Hangover
(answering Stu's question about his missing tooth) "You did pull out your own tooth. ("Why?") Well, Alan bet you that you weren't a good enough dentist to pull out your own tooth."
- Jade,
The Hangover
(toasting to the guys on the hotel roof) "To a night the four of us will never forget."
- Phil Wenneck,
The Hangover
(after they were beat up by Mr Chow the Asian crime boss) "Who was that guy? He was so mean."
- Phil Wenneck,
The Hangover
(Telling Tracy Gardner about the bachelor party) "Things got out of control and, uh, we lost Doug. (Tracy: "What.? You see Phil, we are getting married in five hours.") Yeah, that's not going to happen."
- Phil Wenneck,
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(talking to Doug about his trip to Las Vegas) "Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except herpes. That shit will come back on you."
- Sid Gardner,
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(to Phil and Alan) "There is something I want to remind you of. Our best friend, Doug, is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt f*****g his corpse."
- Stu Price,
The Hangover
(whispering to Doug as they were being married) "Where were you and why are you so red?"
- Tracy Gardner,
The Hangover