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(Lee Christmas says he is faster with his knives than Barney is with his guns) "The only thing faster (than me) is light. Bullets go faster than blades."
- Barney Ross,
The Expendables
(When Trench (Arnold Schwarzenegger) asks him sarcastically if he's been sick and lost a lot of weight Ross responds) "Really, well whatever weight I lost, you found pal."
- Barney Ross,
The Expendables
(after Trench (Arnold Schwarzenegger) leaves their meeting Mr. Church asks, 'What's his problem?') "He wants to be President."
- Barney Ross,
The Expendables
(after Lee Christmas complains about his girlfriend Barney tells him) "Aren't you the guy who said the man who bests gets along with women is the man who can get along without them?"
- Barney Ross,
The Expendables
(he tells his crew that he is going back to Bolivia alone to handle personal business when Lee tells him not to lay this guilt crap on them) "It's my choice. There is no guilt, no guilt. Take care."
- Barney Ross,
The Expendables
(he wants information from Sandra and is about to torture her) "A very wise dead man once told me that no man never strikes a woman. You'll push her if you have to but you never strike her."
- James Monroe,
The Expendables
(at the movie's end he recites a poem to Tool) "I once know a man called Tool/To me, he was the epitome of cool/He was good with a knife/Bad with a wife/If you think you can beat me - prove it/If you think you can defeat me - Cool Tool, you gotta be a fool!/Oh yeah!"
- Lee Christmas,
The Expendables
(As they are about to engage in a gunfight, Barney asks, 'What is that buzzing sound?') "I'm getting a text!"
- Lee Christmas,
The Expendables
(when he rings his girlfriend's doorbell and she answers) "Someday you'll find a man who will be happy just to watch you sleep."
- Lee Christmas,
The Expendables
(Tool asks him what he thinks of his latest drawing of a raven) "It still looks like a black chicken!"
- Lee Christmas,
The Expendables
(after beating up the guy who hit his girlfriend and his gang he tells her) "Now you know what I do for a living. I'm not perfect but you should have waited. I was worth it."
- Lee Christmas,
The Expendables
(Barney Ross tells him that they had to get rid of one of the team members, Gunnar Jensen) "Ah well, he went Frankenstein on your ass, you gotta cut him loose."
- Tool ,
The Expendables