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(at the movie's end he recites a poem to Tool) "I once know a man called Tool/To me, he was the epitome of cool/He was good with a knife/Bad with a wife/If you think you can beat me - prove it/If you think you can defeat me - Cool Tool, you gotta be a fool!/Oh yeah!" - Lee Christmas, The Expendables
(As they are about to engage in a gunfight, Barney asks, 'What is that buzzing sound?') "I'm getting a text!" - Lee Christmas, The Expendables
(when he rings his girlfriend's doorbell and she answers) "Someday you'll find a man who will be happy just to watch you sleep." - Lee Christmas, The Expendables
(Tool asks him what he thinks of his latest drawing of a raven) "It still looks like a black chicken!" - Lee Christmas, The Expendables
(after beating up the guy who hit his girlfriend and his gang he tells her) "Now you know what I do for a living. I'm not perfect but you should have waited. I was worth it." - Lee Christmas, The Expendables