(trekking through the desert) "(Lone Starr: 'Water. Water.' Dot Matrix: 'Oil. Oil.') Room service. Room service." - Princess Vespa, Spaceballs
"I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns. [her hair gets singed by a laser] My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch! [begins blasting]" - Princess Vespa, Spaceballs