"Can we talk? OK, we all know Prince Valium is a pill. But you could have married him for your father's sake and had a headache for the next 25 years." - Dot Matrix, Spaceballs
(Princess Vespa: 'Who are you?' Barf: 'Barf!') "Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!" - Dot Matrix, Spaceballs
(Lone Starr: 'What the hell was that noise?') "That was my virgin alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do." - Dot Matrix, Spaceballs