"Funny, she doesn't look Druish." - Barf, Spaceballs
"I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!" - Barf, Spaceballs
"It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death...It's not us!" - Barf, Spaceballs
(after trying to get out of his chair with his seatbelt on) "Oh! That's gonna leave a mark." - Barf, Spaceballs
"Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you -- you're always right." - Barf, Spaceballs