Quotes from Smokey and the Bandit
(to Fred, his hound) "He about as crazy as you are ugly!" - Cledus Snow, Smokey and the Bandit
"I don't think my dog bit you, mister. 'Cause Fred definitely DON'T like grease!" - Cledus Snow, Smokey and the Bandit
"I just passed another Kojak with a Kodak, this place is crawling with bears, where the hell are you? (Bandit: "Snowman, you got your ears on?") You lucky devil, you got him! Where the hell are you?" - Cledus Snow, Smokey and the Bandit