Quotes from Smokey and the Bandit
"Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf." - Bandit Darville, Smokey and the Bandit
(asked by Carrie why her handle is "Frog") "Because you're always hopping around. And kinda you're cute, like a frog. And I wanna jump ya. " - Bandit Darville, Smokey and the Bandit
"Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff, there's just one thing I wanna say. You must be part coon dog, 'cause I've been chased by the best of them, and son, you make 'em look like they're all runnin' in slow motion. I just wanna say that." - Bandit Darville, Smokey and the Bandit
"For the good old American lifestyle. For the money, for the glory, and for the fun. Mostly for the money." - Bandit Darville, Smokey and the Bandit
(Cledus Snow: "You can't drive a fork lift.") "I can drive any forkin' thing around." - Bandit Darville, Smokey and the Bandit
(has just used a broken bridge to jump a river, and Carrie: "That was great! I want to jump something else! I want to jump a car, or a house, anything!") "Then jump me!" - Bandit Darville, Smokey and the Bandit
(Cledus Snow: "Besides, I can't go with you. I got to go to Conyers in the morning and pick up a load of manure.") "Um, shitty job." - Bandit Darville, Smokey and the Bandit