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(complaining to Holmes about their relationship) "I've been reviewing my notes on our exploits over the last seven months. Would you like to know my conclusion? I'm psychologically disturbed."
- Dr. John Watson,
Sherlock Holmes
(once again commenting about his relationship with Holmes after Holmes tells him he is always complaining) "I've never complained. When have I ever complained about you practicing the violin at three in the morning, or your mess? Your general lack of hygiene or the fact that you steal my clothes?"
- Dr. John Watson,
Sherlock Holmes
(addressing members of his coven) "My powers were given to me for one purpose. A magnificent but simple purpose - to create a new future. A future ruled by us."
- Lord Blackwood,
Sherlock Holmes
(appearing before Parliament for the first time since his death) "You seem surprised. I have returned from beyond the grave to fulfill England's destiny and extend the boundaries of this great empire. Listen to the rabble outside, listen to their fear. I will use that as a weapon to control them and then the world. "
- Lord Blackwood,
Sherlock Holmes
(responding to Sherlock Holmes after he told him the he is wanted by Inspector Lestrade at headquarters) "It's Lord Blackwood, Sir. He, uh, well, it appears he's come back from the grave, Sir."
- Police Officer,
Sherlock Holmes
(Inspector Lestrade tells Holmes that he was supposed to wait for his orders before attempting to capture Lord Blackwood) "If I had, you'd be cleaning up a corpse and chasing a rumor. Besides, the girl's parents hired me although why they thought you'd require any assistance is beyond me."
- Sherlock Holmes,
Sherlock Holmes
(Sir Thomas asks Holmes to name his price to find Lord Blackwood for him) "One of the great benefits of being a consultant is that I can pick and choose my clients. Consider it done, I'll stop him. But not for you and certainly not for a price. "
- Sherlock Holmes,
Sherlock Holmes
(after being discovered handcuffed to his bed and naked except for a pillow over his privates he tells the cleaning lady ...) "Madam, I need you to remain calm. Trust me, I'm a professional and beneath this pillow lies the key to my release."
- Sherlock Holmes,
Sherlock Holmes
(taunting Lord Blackwood) "What a bust after-life you're having."
- Sherlock Holmes,
Sherlock Holmes