from Scrubs
(J.D.: "You know how I'm totally down with the rap music?") "Dude, be whiter." - Chris Turk, "My First Day," Scrubs
"One way or another, everyone stops bleeding. That is so deep. (Carla: "No it isn't.:") It's a little deep. " - Chris Turk, "My First Day," Scrubs
(J.D.: "I think it's healthy hanging out with a girl without the ultimate goal being sex. You know?") "I'm not following you." - Chris Turk, "My Mentor," Scrubs