from Scrubs
(Dr. Cox: "The man's 92 years old, he has full dementia, he doesn't even know we're here. He is inches from Carla's rack and he hasn't even flinched.") "Aww, that's so sweet!" - Carla Espinosa, "My First Day," Scrubs
(reading one of the prescriptions she was sorting) "Take two Turks as needed, apply to sensitive area…Who wrote this?" - Carla Espinosa, "My Mentor," Scrubs
(Turk: "Give me one good reason why you won't go out with me.") "Well, you're a surgeon. So, you've got the God complex, the cockiness, the whole 'married to the job' thing. You're cute, but you're very, very aware of it. You have no idea what I'm like, so all of your feelings for me are coming from down there. But most of all, I'm looking for the real thing; and you're nothing but a little boy who's not used to being told 'No.' So there's a bunch of reasons. Pick your favorite." - Carla Espinosa, "My Mentor," Scrubs