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( talking about shutting down Pirate Radio to his assistant) "You see, that's the whole point of being the government. If you don't like something you simply make up a new law that makes it illegal. Thinking of which, I think we might have to start working on new legislation to outlaw that haircut of yours. No one likes it apart from blind people and I am sure that even they can sense its profound ugliness as it passes by." - Minister Dormandy, Pirate Radio
(learning from his assistant that he has a way to put Radio Rock off the air) "Well done, Twatt! We have their testicles in our hands and it feels good!" - Minister Dormandy, Pirate Radio