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(reporting the breakup of Simon and Elenore's marriage) "Official sources were today sad to announce the separation of Simon Swafford and his wife, Elenore after just seventeen hours of marriage. It is understood they split because of musical differences." - John, Pirate Radio
(announcing a newly passed law) "In the House of Commons today a new Marine Offenses Act was passed unanimously. On midnight on New Year's Eve all pirate radio stations including, of course, Radio Rock, will be breaking the law." - John, Pirate Radio