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(to Paul) "I'm not going to sugar coat it. Let's face it son, you present a huge target."
- Chef Brooks,
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"Copy that, never been a wild card, but I once considered the game UNO wild!"
- Paul Blart,
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"I'll meet you at the corner of 'nev' and 'er'...NEVER!"
- Paul Blart,
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
(to new trainee Vec Sims) "My first week on the job I got lost behind Sears. They found me in the fetal position sporting a full beard. I'm kidding, I can't grow a beard but my uncle can."
- Paul Blart,
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
(to himself) "Oh God, what are you trained to do? Nothing!"
- Paul Blart,
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"Safety never takes a holiday."
- Paul Blart,
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"The mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster."
- Paul Blart,
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"You takes hostages in my mall you are making a big mistake."
- Paul Blart,
Paul Blart: Mall Cop