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Quotes from Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"Copy that, never been a wild card, but I once considered the game UNO wild!" - Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"I'll meet you at the corner of 'nev' and 'er'...NEVER!" - Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
(to new trainee Vec Sims) "My first week on the job I got lost behind Sears. They found me in the fetal position sporting a full beard. I'm kidding, I can't grow a beard but my uncle can." - Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
(to himself) "Oh God, what are you trained to do? Nothing!" - Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"Safety never takes a holiday." - Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"The mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster." - Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
"You takes hostages in my mall you are making a big mistake." - Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop