(to little girl) "This is yesterday's paper. When are you going to use your goddamn brains for once in your life? Hello. What are you retarded? " - Mark, Old School
(after being caught with another woman) "What are you gonna do? Tell on me? You know you can't buddy. It's guy code. That's something chicks do. You're not a chick are you? Ok. Good talk. I'll see you out there." - Mark, Old School