"Ok ladies, the secret to a good BJ is focus. I don't care if we're talking about your husband of ten years or some hot sailor you met at TGI Fridays, who didn't call me back." - Garry the Oral Sex Instructor, Old School
"He left me with a little something called herpes. Which I then gave to the dog. But that's neither here nor there." - Garry the Oral Sex Instructor, Old School
"When I get back I'm going to show you something I like to call crouching tiger, hidden penis. [takes a drink of the water] You know I really liked that movie, 'cause of all the flying and the magic." - Garry the Oral Sex Instructor, Old School
"Oh, that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely pops in your face. It stings. And that is now why I have a lazy eye." - Garry the Oral Sex Instructor, Old School
"You can use a little teeth but we don't want to be a biter. Now ladies, these carrots are not gonna ejaculate themselves. Get into it! " - Garry the Oral Sex Instructor, Old School
"What are you doing? You're like Romulus sucking on the tit of the Motherwolf. If you know your Greek mythology." - Garry the Oral Sex Instructor, Old School