(Leaving a message) "I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit. [Calls back] This is Frank Ricard..." - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"You know I was thinking we could go back home, have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD--no? Weren't thinking that? Ok. " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding? " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"That's how you do it. That's how you debate. " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"All we are is dust in the wind... " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
(voiceover) "Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
(talking over party noise) "Actually, we've got a nice little Saturday planned. We're going to Home Depot to pick out some wallpaper, then maybe we'll hit Bed Bath and Beyond. I don't know! I don't know if we'll have enough time! " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
(funneling a beer) "Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good! " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up. " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"No, it's cool man, bring your green hat! We're going streaking! " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
(sitting naked in the car) "Hey honey! Do you think KFC's still open? " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph 'Blue' Polaski. " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
(shot in neck with tranquilizer dart, voice in slow motion) "I like you man, but you're crazy. " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"I'm back! [Kicks a woman's shopping cart.] You know it! " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"Blue, do you understand I don't want you to die here tonight? " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"Blue, YOU'RE MY BOY!!! " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
"I'm so cold--I think I see Blue! He looks glorious. " - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
(seeing rapper Snoop Dogg perform at the fraternity party) "SNOOP!! SNOOP-A-LOOP!!!" - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School
(to one of Snoop's entourage wearing a green hat) "No, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool. Bring-bring your green hat, let's go!" - Frank 'The Tank' Ricard, Old School