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(explaining to Dan (Robin Williams) why he can't stay in his apartment with the twins) "This is my crib, man. This is where I get down. This is where I sink the three points. This isn't a place for kids. That pool out there, it's got a 15-foot deep end. Look at this place. I got pointy edged furniture. Look at those spears - they probably still have poison on them. You don't want your kids in this house." - Charlie, Old Dogs
(responding to Dan's comment that the sleeping twins were cute) "They are when they're in their dormant configuration." - Charlie, Old Dogs
(after Dan tells him that he has to get the twins back) "No, absolutely not. We're going to get them back." - Charlie, Old Dogs