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"It's like my Mom always said, you can polish a turd but it's still a piece of shit. "
- Brandi,
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(in a "tender" moment with Ronnie) "I remember when your father picked me up for our first date. I swear he was the most handsome man I ever laid eyes on. I knew right then and there I would f**k him that night. "
- Mom,
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(consoling Ronnie) "You may not be the smartest person in the world but you're handsome from certain angles...more importantly, you've got dreams inside of you and dreams make you special and no matter what the world, uh, throws at you they can never take your dreams away."
- Mom,
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(to Ronnie) "I just want you to know that I'm ready to make a change. I'm switching to beer. I can pound those all day and still keep my shit together."
- Mom,
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(to Ronnie) "I think you should know there is no shame in going after your dream. So few people do it and I think you should keep doing it no matter how many people laugh at you. "
- Nell,
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(to Ronnie) "No I'm not married. I'm married to God. It just means that I'm waiting for marriage before I'm with a man. Technically, I'm a born again virgin. I mean we've all been to beach week, right? So yes, I'm a virgin again. "
- Nell,
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(to the Yuen twins) "Yuens, you guys are my infantry. You're expendable. One of you dies, God gave me another one. "
- Ronnie Barnhardt,
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(to Ronnie) "Are you f***ing retarded Ronnie? "
- Ronnie's Boss,
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