"Forget about your wife! I mean, you may be hers in the evening, but you're my boy from 9 to 5."
- Doralee Rhodes,
Nine to Five
(to Mr. Hart) "I’ve been chased by swifter men than you and I ain’t been caught yet!"
- Doralee Rhodes,
Nine to Five
(to Mr. Hart) "I’ve got a gun out there in my purse and up to now I’ve been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up but I’ll tell you one thing, if you ever say another word about or make another indecent proposal I’m gonna get that gun of mine and change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot! Don’t think I can’t do it!"
- Doralee Rhodes,
Nine to Five
"Mom, you gotta relax. Can I roll you a joint?"
- Josh Newstead,
Nine to Five
(to her ex-husband, who thinks she's into S&M) "Don't you tell me what I can or can't do! Those days are over! And if I want to have an affair, or play sex games, or do M&M's, you can't stop me!"
- Judy Bernly,
Nine to Five
(holding a big game gun on Mr. Hart) "Goodbye boss man. It's quitting time."
- Judy Bernly,
Nine to Five
(to her ex-husband) "Hit the road, buster. This is where you get off!"
- Judy Bernly,
Nine to Five
(holding a gun on Mr. Hart) "You’re foul, Hart, a wart on the nose of humanity, and I’m going to blast it off!"
- Judy Bernly,
Nine to Five
"I’m getting ready to play my last card. I’m sending you three bitches to jail!"
- Mr. Hart,
Nine to Five
"It is a jungle out there, but if we all work together we can cut the balls off of the competition."
- Mr. Hart,
Nine to Five
(a bit high) "I don't think I could ever shoot a gun, I don't care. I can't understand guys like Hart, who go out and shoot things, like Bambi and Thumper, and that cute little skunk."
- Violet Newstead,
Nine to Five
(realizing she's wearing a stolen doctor's jacket) "I'm a doctor. So why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off."
- Violet Newstead,
Nine to Five
"I'm no fool. I've killed the boss, you think they're not gonna fire me for a thing like that?"
- Violet Newstead,
Nine to Five
"Thanks Roz, I know just where to stick it!"
- Violet Newstead,
Nine to Five
"What are you, a man or a mouse? I mean, a woman or a wouse?"
- Violet Newstead,
Nine to Five