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(criticizing Larry Daley) "The biggest museum in the world is coming to life and you have no plans?"
- Amelia Earhart,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(to Larry Daley) "Do you know why I became a pilot? (Larry Daley: "I have no idea.") For the fun of it. Otherwise what's the point in doing anything you do?"
- Amelia Earhart,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(putting Kahmunrah in his place) "You know two words come to mind when I hear you talk, delusional and weirdo. And if I had to say a third - goofy, just goofy. Now let old Jedediah out of here or he's gonna git angry!"
- Jedediah Smith,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(talking to Larry Daley) "That fancy suit you've been wearing is a hangman's suit. All gussied up and dead inside, that's not you."
- Jedediah Smith,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(responding to Jedediah's threat) "Well played Jedediah! I just can't take him seriously, he is just so adorable! Even when you're threatening me, it's hilarious. Is it just me or are these guys just unbelievably cute?"
- Kahmunrah,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(trying to recruit his new gang) "I am Kahmunrah! I am half god on my mother's side!...I have lost some men so I am in need of a new general to join me in my plan of conquering the world. Ivan the Terrible, Napoleon Bonaparte and young Al Capone, the most despicable, the most feared leaders in all of history! Gentlemen, it's just, just fantastic to meet you all!"
- Kahmunrah,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(trying to get the combination from Larry Daley) "All right! They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing! They DIDN'T call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy - they called me Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty who kills anyone who doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants at the exact moment he wants it"
- Kahmunrah,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(speaking to Darth Vader) "Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think! There's too much going on here; you're asthmatic, you're a robot. And why the cape? Are we going to the opera? I don't think so."
- Kahmunrah,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(trying to trick Kahmunrah) "I'm sorry, I thought you wanted the "cube." (The cube?) The Cube of Rubik!"
- Larry Daley,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(talking to a bunch of Einstein bubble heads) "You know we can't all be Einsteins! (they reply - I can! I can! We are! He is! Me too!)"
- Larry Daley,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian
(responding to Kahmunrah when he said "time is short") "Short! Why do you look at me when you say short?"
- Napoleon Bonaparte,
Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian