from My Name Is Earl
"This is the sweetest, most justified kidnapping I've ever seen." - Catalina, "Quit Smoking," My Name Is Earl
"I had a horrible uncle with a hot wife and a big house, but later we found out that the house and the wife both had mold in the basement." - Catalina, "O Karma, Where Art Thou," My Name Is Earl
"You' re never going to make $10 000 dollars selling rubber bands, unless you have some syringes and arm candy to go with them." - Catalina, "Stole P's HD Cart," My Name Is Earl
"Men don't like it when other men sleep with their mothers. It is why my brother killed my father." - Catalina, "Van Hickey," My Name Is Earl