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(to Ginormica who is fighting robot: "Wow, you're doing great!") "I'm doing everything!"
- B.O.B.,
Monsters vs. Aliens
"Derek was dating you too? That two-timing jerk."
- B.O.B.,
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"She? It's a boy! Look at his boobies!"
- B.O.B.,
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(as she finishes the ship's countdown to self-destruct) "Hmmm. Nothing happened. [pause] Maybe my count--[KABOOM]."
- Computer,
Monsters vs. Aliens
(to Susan/Ginormica) "I'm not looking to get married and spend the rest of my life in someone else's shadow - and you're casting a pretty big shadow. I'm sorry, it's over. Good luck Susan."
- Derek Dietl,
Monsters vs. Aliens
(talking about the giant insectosaurus) "Don't scare Insectosaurus, he's gonna pee himself. Then we'll all be in trouble."
- Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.,
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(Susan: "I'm sorry that your planet was destroyed.") "Don't be. I'm the one who destroyed it."
- Gallaxhar,
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(to Susan/Ginormica) "It's a shame you won't be around to see the power of Quantonium in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it."
- Gallaxhar,
Monsters vs. Aliens
(surprised by Ginormica's escape) "What the flognog?"
- Gallaxhar,
Monsters vs. Aliens
"Humans of Earth, I come in peace. You need not fear me, I mean you no harm. However, it is important to note that most of you will not survive the next twenty four hours. Even if you do survive, you'll be enslaved and experimented on. You should not take any of this personally, it's just business. Gallaxhar out."
- Gallaxhar,
Monsters vs. Aliens
(when told by Susan to open the door and free her friends) "Even if I wanted to I couldn't. That's what happens when you set the ship to self-destruct. We're all gonna die and there's nothing you can do about it SUSAN."
- Gallaxhar,
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(to Susan/Ginormica) "This place is an X-File wrapped in a cover up and deep fried in a paranoid conspiracy. There will be zero contact with the outside world."
- General W. R. Monger,
Monsters vs. Aliens
"Mr. President, not only do I have an idea but I have a plan. No conventional weapons have any effect on it (alien robot) and we all know nukes ain't no option. I'm not going to kid you Mr. President, these are dark times and the odds are against us. We need a Hail Mary pass, we need raw power. We need MONSTERS!"
- General W. R. Monger,
Monsters vs. Aliens
"In 1950 it was decided that Jane and Joe Public could not handle the truth about monsters and should focus on the more important things like paying taxes. So the government convinced the world that monsters were the stuff of myth and legends and then locked them away at this here facility."
- General W. R. Monger,
Monsters vs. Aliens
"Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever land in."
- News Reporter,
Monsters vs. Aliens
"OK boys, set the terror level to code brown cause I need to change my pants."
- President Hathaway,
Monsters vs. Aliens
"Listen up. I'm not going to go down in history as the first President who was in office when the world came to an end so somebody think of something and think of it fast."
- President Hathaway,
Monsters vs. Aliens
"I'm not going to short change myself ever again."
- Susan 'Ginormica' Murphy,
Monsters vs. Aliens
"I wouldn't be so sure AND the name is Ginormica."
- Susan 'Ginormica' Murphy,
Monsters vs. Aliens
(to Susan/Ginormica) "Don't think of this place as a prison. Think of it as a hotel you never leave because it's locked from the outside."
- The Missing Link,
Monsters vs. Aliens
"Susan, where have you been? (Susan, after just being missed by crashing meteor: "I feel like I just got hit by a meteorite.") Ah, Susan, every bride feels that way on her wedding day."
- Wendy Murphy,
Monsters vs. Aliens