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(Tucker gets his first look as a kid at a naked girl in Playboy: 'Is that what girls look like? How do they pee?') "[points at breasts] It must come out of those!" - Eugene Bell, Miss March
"Cindy, wait. I'll have sex with you on prom night. (Cindy: 'You promise?') I promise I'll have sex with you on prom night." - Eugene Bell, Miss March
(showing a graphic slide to little kids at school during his lecture on abstinence) "This is a venereal disease! [kids scream in terror]" - Eugene Bell, Miss March