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(to Madea) "It ain't about ass whuppin. You can't open a can of whip ass on everybody you meet. You go with the flow."
- Dr. Phil,
Madea Goes to Jail
"I'm going to tell the judge that you would have to get better to be crazy!"
- Dr. Phil,
Madea Goes to Jail
(who is smoking a joint) "This here is good for you. It came straight down from Heaven. God sent it down. And he sent down Viagra and he sent down oxygen and if you put them all together you take a woman straight to Heaven and back!"
- Joe,
Madea Goes to Jail
(to Josh) "What the hell I'm gonna do? I'm so high you look like your real daddy now!"
- Joe,
Madea Goes to Jail
(responding to Dr. Phil's question 'are you crazy?') "A little bit!"
- Madea,
Madea Goes to Jail
(to Joe) "God don't like you. He grew you in a petri dish!"
- Madea,
Madea Goes to Jail
(to Dr Phil) "If they got me, got me, got me -- I gotta git them, git them, git them!"
- Madea,
Madea Goes to Jail
"I'm Madea! MA to the damn D-E-A!"
- Madea,
Madea Goes to Jail
(to the Judge on not being mirandized) "I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for her. Miranda wasn't even in the room!"
- Madea,
Madea Goes to Jail
(to Joe) "You know they checks my prostrate? Maybe you need to get your prostrate checked out!"
- Madea,
Madea Goes to Jail