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Quotes from Madea Goes to Jail

(responding to Dr. Phil's question 'are you crazy?') "A little bit!" - Madea, Madea Goes to Jail

(to Joe) "God don't like you. He grew you in a petri dish!" - Madea, Madea Goes to Jail

(to Dr Phil) "If they got me, got me, got me -- I gotta git them, git them, git them!" - Madea, Madea Goes to Jail

"I'm Madea! MA to the damn D-E-A!" - Madea, Madea Goes to Jail

(to the Judge on not being mirandized) "I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for her. Miranda wasn't even in the room!" - Madea, Madea Goes to Jail

(to Joe) "You know they checks my prostrate? Maybe you need to get your prostrate checked out!" - Madea, Madea Goes to Jail