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(after he scolds the pregnant Charlie for smoking and tells her he quit two years ago, she asks him why he still carries his fancy lighter) "It's a gift from my ex wife, sentimental. I want to remember how much I hate her guts."
- Bob Hanson,
Legion
(Bob Hanson tells him that he had better start talking) "The last time God lost faith in man, he sent his son. This time he sent what you see outside."
- Michael, the archangel,
Legion
(her voice at the beginning of the movie as she reflects on her mother teaching her about God and how her outlook had changed after her husband left her) "One night I finally got the courage to ask my mother why God had changed, why he is so mad at his children. 'I don't know,' she said, tightening the covers around me, 'maybe he just got tired of all the bullshit.'"
- Charlie (Adrianne Palicki),
Legion
(giving counsel to his son, Jeep Hanson ) "I see you making the same damn mistake I made, believing in something that's never going to happen. Listen to me son, it's time for you to leave here. I don't want to see you wake up one day old and pissed off realizing that you're lost just like everybody else who stops here."
- Bob Hanson,
Legion
(after a kind looking old lady tells her that her baby is going to burn) "Go to Hell, lady."
- Charlie (Adrianne Palicki),
Legion
(after his son, Jeep, fails to shoot a murderous freak who is trying to kill them) "You ain't got nothing to be ashamed of, you hear me son? Not everybody can play the hero, especially when it comes to pulling the trigger. "
- Bob Hanson,
Legion
(Bob Hanson tells him that the freakish old lady has been dead for an hour but her body is still hot) "I don't give a f**k how long she been dead. The bitch just walked on the ceiling."
- Kyle Williams,
Legion
(after Michael tells him that yesterday he was on God's side - that he was an angel) "Yeah, yeah, that's right and yesterday I was f*****g Santa Claus. No, this is crazy right? I don't even believe in God."
- Bob Hanson,
Legion
(Bob says that all that is happening is nonsense, that it is not real) "Have you looked outside Bob? I mean those people are not exactly our regular customers."
- Percy Walker,
Legion
(talking to Kyle Williams) "When I was a kid my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep and he would say to me, Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, if it turns out that today is your last day on Earth, would you be proud of what you've done in this life because if you ain't you gotta start getting square."
- Percy Walker,
Legion
(refusing to listen to Michael's plea to save mankind) "War is coming to man, Michael, whether you wish it or not. The dogs of heaven will be unleashed."
- Gabriel, the archangel,
Legion
(explaining things to the people in the diner) "The baby, the baby was never meant to be born. But the future has been unwritten, the child lives and while he does there is still hope."
- Michael, the archangel,
Legion
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