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(to Rick and Holly on water tour of cave) "Caveologists say that this old cave is 100 years old and holds 1,000 mysteries or is it a 1,000 years old and 100 mysteries?" - Will Stanton, Land Of The Lost
(answering Dr. Rick's question, "Is there a waterfall in here?") "Hell no, dude. This isn't a real stream. It's industrial runoff from the soap factory down the street." - Will Stanton, Land Of The Lost
(upon first meeting Cha-Ka and the "monkey" people) "Little monkey bastards. Prepare to bow down and worship me, for behold, you troglodytes, I command the power of fire." - Will Stanton, Land Of The Lost
(to Rick as they are cornered by the T-Rex) "Listen, I gotta level with you bro. I thought you were just a dumb-assed dude who dressed stupid but I'm wrong. You're solid. Thick or thin, I'll follow you into battle any time, you hear me? Absolutely anytime, OK? (Rick asks "How about now?") Like right now? Honestly, I really didn't expect you to call the favor in this soon. So, uh, on this one, unfortunately, I have to say no. But I think it is going to be awesome for your personal growth to hit this one solo. I'm going to be rooting for you." - Will Stanton, Land Of The Lost
(as he grapples with Enik) "I wrestled at Purdue." - Will Stanton, Land Of The Lost