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(when asked what he was eating) "This is a doughnut stuffed with M&Ms. That way when you're finished with the doughnut you don't have to eat any M&Ms" - Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
(when the group is being pursued by a T-Rex) "Oh, crapballs. This is one of those situations where dumping piss on your head is a bad idea." - Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
(appearing on the Today show and is asked, "You spent $50 million of your own money studing time warps!?") "Ha, that's adorable. No, uh, taxpayer's money, I don't have $50 million." - Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
(to Matt Lauer) "There are huge amounts of transdimensional energy out there just waiting for us to throw the switch -- energy crisis averted." - Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
(upon discovering alternate universe) "Matt Lauer can suck it." - Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
(to Holly and Will when food supply is running low) "I have made the determination that, if need be, if faced with starvation, we will cook and eat Cha-Ka...if you slow roast the little guy I'm sure that Cha-Ka meat would just fall off the bone." - Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
(running from the T-Rex as Will Stanton asks him, "Hey Marshall, do you ever get tired of being wrong?") "I do, I really do. I'm all tired." - Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
(apologizing to Cha-Ka) "I treated you like a toilet. A toilet. I want to make it up to you. Because the love I feel for you, and I'm not exaggerating, is a billion times greater than the love for mankind that Jesus felt on the cross. You can take that to the bank." - Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
(Enik is begging Rick for mercy) "Science shows no mercy. Neither do I." - Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost
(back at home when asked by Will's employee where Will was) "He went to a strange world, a world of dinosaurs, monkey people, lizard men -- a hole in space and time. A virtual land of the lost and as hard as it is to believe, Will chose to stay." - Dr. Rick Marshall, Land Of The Lost